So today I was at work and in the rest room... (Side note -this is compeltely irrelevant to my story, but I just want to toot my own horn (that is not a bathroom joke)- I had just gotten done rocking a Social Media presentation in front of a large(r) group). Anyways back to my story... So this guy comes in after I do - I am standing at the urinal going about my business and this guy just comes in, unzips, and does the hands free stand.
Guys, you should know what I am talking about. Maybe it is just me but this handsfree stance is very awkward. I mean what is the purpose of having two hands free when you are going to the bathroom? Do you really need to put your hands on your waist, or perhaps behind your head... maybe you could even throw them around your shoulder like a continental soldier? Regardless, as a fellow urinal user - I feel like there should be a man law that you should "designate a driver" when using the restroom because the last thing I would want is a head on collision...so to speak.
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You are hilarious
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