So today I was at work and in the rest room... (Side note -this is compeltely irrelevant to my story, but I just want to toot my own horn (that is not a bathroom joke)- I had just gotten done rocking a Social Media presentation in front of a large(r) group). Anyways back to my story... So this guy comes in after I do - I am standing at the urinal going about my business and this guy just comes in, unzips, and does the hands free stand.
Guys, you should know what I am talking about. Maybe it is just me but this handsfree stance is very awkward. I mean what is the purpose of having two hands free when you are going to the bathroom? Do you really need to put your hands on your waist, or perhaps behind your head... maybe you could even throw them around your shoulder like a continental soldier? Regardless, as a fellow urinal user - I feel like there should be a man law that you should "designate a driver" when using the restroom because the last thing I would want is a head on collision...so to speak.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
My MANth (that is short for manly month)
So I just got back from Texas and boy are my chalopas tired. I don't really know how that applies, but I thought somehow it would work out.
Maybe it was just my experience but I am pretty sure that life in general moves a little bit slower in the south. That is not to come with any negative connotations - it is just that even fast food down there seems to take longer. I am guessing what happens is that here in the northland we elongate our O's while talking to each other so it makes the time just FLY by.
I just joined Twitter for work today, so in the spirit of that I will try and recap my last month in 140 charters or less. Here goes...
Busy. Lots of homework, tests, projects. Waconia. Break. Car ride to Texas. Crazy, island, sunburning, beach. Drive home. Adjust. School.
That pretty much sums up my life in the past 30 or so days, to think that if I didn't have that 140 character limit I would have sure wasted a lot of time telling you all about it!
More to come soon, as I promise to not be a stranger to the digital world much longer!
Maybe it was just my experience but I am pretty sure that life in general moves a little bit slower in the south. That is not to come with any negative connotations - it is just that even fast food down there seems to take longer. I am guessing what happens is that here in the northland we elongate our O's while talking to each other so it makes the time just FLY by.
I just joined Twitter for work today, so in the spirit of that I will try and recap my last month in 140 charters or less. Here goes...
Busy. Lots of homework, tests, projects. Waconia. Break. Car ride to Texas. Crazy, island, sunburning, beach. Drive home. Adjust. School.
That pretty much sums up my life in the past 30 or so days, to think that if I didn't have that 140 character limit I would have sure wasted a lot of time telling you all about it!
More to come soon, as I promise to not be a stranger to the digital world much longer!
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