The Happenings

It has been quite sometime since my last posting, and for that I am just slightly apologetic. What can I say Life = BUSY... and if we want to take that equation a little further we can see that BUSY = Kenny G and Kenny G = Saxophone and Saxophone = Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton = Hot dog... therefore through the transitive property: Life = Hot dog... You can thank me later for doing all the front work on the math.

You know that expression that you don't know somebody until you walk a mile in their shoes? I wish I would have gotten to "know" somebody today, because I was wearing some new shoes that really cut up my feet - so I guess retrospectively if I would have gotten a chance to walk a mile in somebody else's shoes, today would have been a great day to do that... Oh well - but i am pretty sure the guy who thought up that philosophical saying was really wanting to break in his new Doc Martens (oh yes, I went there) and just didn't want to be the one that had to suffer through all the blisters.

On a sports related note (because I can) - the Vikings are on the verge of addressing their quarterback problem by trading for the Houston Texans backup - Sage Rosenfels. First of all, can we all agree that if you are indeed going to get a football player named after a spice that it should be one that sounds a little more ferocious. I am thinking like Cajun Johnston, or Wasabi Nelson would both be excellent names for football players. Secondly, Sage Rosenfels is the backup in HOUSTON - one might say if we resort to taking players who don't even play from a teams with the tagline "(Houston) We have a problem" (its an old Nasa joke for all you kids out there...) what position does that put the Vikes in? Instead of that being a rhetorical question, which I posed it to be, I will just answer it. It puts the Vikes into a situation similar to that of Rosanne and Tom Arnold... yeah - pretty bad.

It is bedtime now - but I hopefully will be updating by weeks end!