Orange Juice

This will be a really quick entry. I don't think I will be writing every night, but this just happened and I have to write about it.

So I was drinking my midnight orange juice, as i often tend to do. As I was putting it away I noticed that on the top of the carton it said, "Best used by February 23". Okay, first of all, I shouldn't have put the date in quotes because I just made it up, I forgot the actual date on the label so don't call me on it. Secondly, don't you think that that is some pretty hard language coming from my orange juice? My carton is telling me that I "best use" my orange juice before the end of February - as in a demand. That is a terroristic threat, and of course I do not negotiate with terrorists. Needless to say, I am not giving into the demands and I will use my OJ when I am good and ready, and you BEST mind your own damn business orange juice carton!

Orange Juice is now being added to the terrorist watch list. Threat level... orange?